70s Grey Hairy Chest | Makeup

Ahoy there, fellow landlubber! Tired of feeling as smooth as a dolphin when you could be as hairy as a bear in hibernation? Introducing 70s Grey Hairy Chest—the real, glue on, grade A chest hair shipped right to your doorstep!

Each strand meticulously groomed by artisanal barbers who specialize in the art of manliness. We're talking hair so luscious, it could make a lion jealous and a Greek god reconsider.

Need versatility? Our patented "Hair-itage" system allows you to customize your chest mane to match any occasion. From "Sasquatch Chic" to "Italian Stallion," we've got you covered—literally and figuratively. Just a little adhesive, like spirit gum or pros-aide, and you're good to go!

So, whether you're preparing for a beach vacation or just want to terrify your neighbor's cat, this chest hair is your mane man. Embrace the hairy beast within you because, let's face it, nothing says "I'm a man" quite like chest hair you can brag about. Join the mane event today!